The Pirates be knowing a secret about the evil Rabid Jack yet none but one is willing to divulge what it might be. There be only one problem - the pirate who has been given charge of the secret happens to be locked up on THE ROCK - the notorious island prison for brigands and buccaneers! This quest be long and exasperatin’ mates, so prepare and be aware!
Requirements:
60 Agility
63 Thieving
66 Crafting
69 Smithing
76 Hunter to catch pirate implings after quest
The Great Brain Robbery Quest
Related quest - Rum Deal
Items needed:
Pirate bandanna, Pirate leggings, Pirate boots, Book o’ piracy, Fishbowl helmet, Diving apparatus, Ghostspeak amulet, Hammer, 2 Bronze wires, Charcoal, gp for at least 5 Beers and the pirate outfit if you don’t have it, 25 Ectotokens, magic butterfly net and impling jars for after the quest, and the ectophial or tele to Cannifis using personal house tele or use fairy CKS to Cannifis mushroom patch, and teleports to Falador. If you don’t have your Diving equipment, talk to Murphy at the Trawler mini-game to get them replaced. The crate behind 50% Luke contains charcoal.
Start by talking to Bill Teach on the boat either at Mos Le’Harmless

or Port Phasmatys or the Mos Le’Harmless pub.

If you need the Book ‘O Piracy, ask Bill Teach for one. Then speak to him about Rocking Out and ask about Rabid Jack.

Bill will refuse to tell you saying they swore an oath not to talk about This Albatross and That Butcher. (Clue?) He tells you that Young Ralph will tell you but he’s locked himself up in the Customs and Excise prison for his own protection and you will have to “ge’ to him,” to convince Ralph to tell you what you want to know.

Put on some pirate clothes and head over to the Customs and Excise office in Rimmington. Get yourself arrested so you will be transported to The Rock by telling the Customs sergeant that “I am a mighty pirate”, “that ship was yours” and “don’t try to trick me - that ship sank.” It’s random but the “Don’t try to trick me” is the one that gets you arrested.

The sergeant believes you and says that he will arrest you. Store all your items in the locker - he won’t transport you until you put everything in the bank. Talk to the sergeant again.

You will be transported to “The Rock,” and Heavy-Handed Harry will order you to a cell.

The cell seems to have a rather large hole………

Shouting through the barred window does not get Young Ralph’s attention and the guard tells you he is deaf so you’ll need to figure out a way to get his attention. Search the rubble outside your cell and you’ll find an accordion.

Shout-Through the door to call the guard and you’ll say you want to write your confession. He’ll give you some paper, a quill, and an ink bottle.

Take the tin cup from the floor of your cell and tap at the pipes. It will vibrate and you listen to it. A prisoner from below taps back wildly, causing the pipe to break off completely. Keep the pipe you obtain and use your cup with the door until you get a a bowl of fish stew thrown at your uniform.

Use the ink on the paper and it will empty the bottle, even if it seems more logical to write a note to Ralph and make a paper airplane to get a note to him! Smash the empty ink bottle on a sharp rock. Use the smashed bottle with the accordion and it will put a hole in it. Use the pipe and the inky paper with it to make a vacuum pump.

Put your stinky seafood covered top on Perch rock, outside your cell. Use the vacuum pump on the seagull that appears so you can catch it.

Use the vacuum pump and seagull on the barred window to get Ralph to turn around. Shout through the window at Ralph. Seems Ralph can read lips. He says you’ll have to get the 5 Captains’ Marks before he will tell you about Rabid Jack

Get the marks from Izzy No-Beard, Bill Teach, Brass Hand Harry, One-Eyed Hector, and Braindeath. Since Hector is dead you will have to see his boson, Frank.
Leave your cell and go to the pier on the east side of the island to swim to freedom - to Karamja. It will leave you breathless and with very little run energy! Visiting Capt. Izzy first would probably be wise since he is nearby.

Captain Braindeath
You have to go to Pirate Pete in Port Phasmatys and he will transport you to Braindeath Island after he clunks you on the head.

Captain Braindeath, on Braindeath Island, says that to get his mark, you’ll have to talk the bartender at the Rusty Anchor Inn in Port Sarim, into serving his rum. He gives you some disguises.

Go talk to the bartender. He doesn’t want to order the rum for just one person but five or more would be worth it. You will need to con him into believing a lot of people want that rum!

When you try the first disguise, he will know it’s you. Talk to him a few more times, offering a beer for him and one for you (drop your ales) until he says he almost didn’t recognize you. Once he says that, go outside and put on each of the 5 disguises, then return and talk to him about the rum in each disguise.

The Bartender will ask you to take an order to Capt. Braindeath and then you can go get the Captain’s Mark, after another clunk on the head from Pirate Pete!

Captain Izzy No-Beard

Captain Izzy No-Beard is at the Agility Arena entrance in Brimhaven. He wants the brooch of Wanda the Fish - who died while at The Rock Island Prison and her possessions are in storage - before he will give you his mark. There will be a lock pick in the mattress.

Pick the lock and kill a guard for his uniform.

Go all the way to the top and ask to be let in to search for evidence. Look through the cabinets and only take the file that is called Wanda The Fish. Then talk to the Locker Officer.

You need to ask for Wanda The Fish’s personal effects so you can get the brooch. Use the home teleport to get out of there and save yourself a long walk. We can’t keep the uniform. Take the Brooch to Izzy to get his mark.

Now he will give his marker.

Captain Bill Teach
Captain Bill is at the quests starting point, on board the ship between Port Phasmatys and Mos Le’Harmless and in the Mos Le’Harmless pub. He will tell you that a pirate called 50 Ships Mufassah has the Idol of Many Heads and Bill wants it. Mufassah is upstairs in the pub, over the bridge to the next room, on crutches.

You can go get the Idol and take it to Bill Teach. The Idol is off the coast of Dragon Tooth Island. You will need to go diving for it.

At this point Bill will also give you a letter of introduction to take to Brass Hand Harry. (You can go talk to him while at the pub, along with 50 Ships Mufassah.)
Take the small rowboat from Port Phasmatys to Dragontooth Island to get the Idol of Many Heads. Equip your diving apparatus and fishbowl helmet and catch a karamthulhu that is holding a key in it’s tail.

Use it on the chest in the upper level of the ship. You get a crowbar that you need to use on a pile of mess in the lower level of the ship. The Idol is under the pile.

Take the Idol to Bill Teach to get his mark.

Captain Brass Hand Harry
Captain Harry can also be found on Mos’ Le Harmless, where you find 50 Ships Mufassah, upstairs and go north of the pub.

To get his mark you will need to fix his artificial hands.

Disassemble each of the hands and only a part of each will be useful.

Use all the good parts together to make one good hand. Using the pieces together will open up a window if you have the hammer and 2 brass wires in your inventory. You need to move the pieces into the correct spots. It will snap together once all the parts are placed correctly.

Once you assemble a complete hand, go back to Brass Hand Harry.

He’ll give you an ink pad and paper to use the hand on to make his mark. Use the hand on pad and then on the paper. Show it to Brass Hand Harry.

Boson Frank
Boson Frank is now Redbeard Frank is just south of the Port Sarim pub.

He, too, needs proof that you are worthy of getting his mark. You volunteer to go get proof in the form of a letter from the monks on Braindeath Island. Unfortunately, the Brother says he never actually saw Rabid Jack and only heard his name mentioned briefly and can not vouch that Rabid Jack is the culprit!

Now back to Redbeard Frank in Port Sarim. Well, the letter from Brother Tranquility does not cut it for Frank and you suggest going to Rabid Jack’s own captains to get proof.

Go get clunked by Pirate Pete to get to Braindeath Island to talk to Captain Donnie.

Find Captain Donnie and get him to give you the plans. Half is missing and Captain Donnie tells you that part of the plan is on 50% Luke’s wooden leg.

You need to take the plans and some charcoal to get a rubbing of Luke’s leg. Use the plans on Luke’s leg with charcoal in your inventory.

Return to Redbeard Frank and give him the plans as proof to get his mark.

Go down to the Rimmington Custom’s Office and use the marks with the files the sergeant will give you. Hand the files back to him. Those marks will be in the storage area once you are back in prison.

Let the Sergeant send you back to prison. Get another lock pick from under the mattress. Kill another Officer and put on the uniform. Go all the way to the top of the building to the storage room again. Ask for your file from the Locker Officer.

Return to Young Ralph and give him the file. He will start telling you about Rabid Jack and how they hunted him down. Then it will go into a cut scene.

Rabid Jack ended up throwing himself overboard with some kind of chest and the other captains were sure he was dead because they never found his body.
And then, there was a strange disclaimer at the end. I don’t know what the kittens had to do with it!

Ralph wants to stay in prison, saying it’s the safest place to be now that Rabid Jack might be back.

Rewards:
25K Thieving exp
25K Smithing exp
25K Agility exp
25K crafting exp
Free access to Brimhaven Agility Arena
Ability to catch Pirate implings
Ability to steal from custom’s lockers.
2 Quest Points
You no longer have to have the Book ‘o Piracy to travel with Bill Teach!
Once you’ve completed the quest, talk to Bill Teach again and he will give you a magical cage. He said there was a dead mole in it acting like it was alive. Go talk to 50 Ships Musaffah and he will give you a dead parrot to take care of. Put it into the cage. It pines woefully - how depressing!
